MOTHER OF CRACK

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03/08/2016 at 20:04 • Filed to: None

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YES IT HAS A V12, YES IT HAS 25,000 MILES, YES IT’S $30,000. YES, THIS DEALER DOES LIKE CRACK.

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DISCUSSION (31)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > jkm7680
03/08/2016 at 20:08

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So much crack involved, I’m almost surprised it’s not being sold at a Lamborghini dealership.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
03/08/2016 at 20:09

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Not crazy about the paint... looks almost dirty. Also, yeah, not 30k.


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > jkm7680
03/08/2016 at 20:09

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Have you seen their other listings? I wonder if they actually sell things with prices that high.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO
03/08/2016 at 20:11

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I bookmarked them a while back.

They have an old Bronco for nearly $15k, lollllllllllll


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > TheHondaBro
03/08/2016 at 20:12

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I’m surprised Rob Ford hasn’t tried to smoke it yet!


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680
03/08/2016 at 20:12

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WOOOO CRACK


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > jkm7680
03/08/2016 at 20:12

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Those wheels and that paint color do NO favors for that car. It is clean as fuck though, I’ll give it that.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > jkm7680
03/08/2016 at 20:12

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Where would you price it? I could see settling at $24k or $25k. But then, I have zero idea what I’m talking about. Thing’s worth whatever someone’ll pay for it.


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > jkm7680
03/08/2016 at 20:14

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I think the old Navigator for 10k is too much.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > jkm7680
03/08/2016 at 20:14

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So new ranking system? MCP (mother of crack pipe), CP, NP.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/08/2016 at 20:14

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I’d say 15-18k would be fair.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO
03/08/2016 at 20:15

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Any car over 20k should have 10k subtracted from the asking price.

Every car 10k or over should have 5k subtracted from the asking price.

And so on....


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
03/08/2016 at 20:15

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It is super clean,

That darker grey makes it look either dull or dirty, possibly both.


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO
03/08/2016 at 20:18

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They asked 9k for a Volvo 240 wagon...


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > jkm7680
03/08/2016 at 20:20

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I gotta say, I dig the 5 series wagon that is at the top of the list, but certainly not for the price that they want.

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Kinja'd!!! Under_Score > jkm7680
03/08/2016 at 20:21

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Well, a V8 Limited 4WD 4Runner from that time with so few miles would probably be a similar price...


Kinja'd!!! whoarder is tellurium > jkm7680
03/08/2016 at 20:24

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Hnnnnnnnngggg

Cannot resist W220 V12. If I had money, I’d buy it for no reason at all.


Kinja'd!!! Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord. > jkm7680
03/08/2016 at 20:25

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This isn't even a late model one!


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > whoarder is tellurium
03/08/2016 at 20:26

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If I had money I’d fix my A6, do a stage 3 tune and buy a fleet of Allroads.


Kinja'd!!! C62030 > jkm7680
03/08/2016 at 20:35

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I have much appreciation for the depreciation.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > jkm7680
03/08/2016 at 20:36

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Hey, just in time for a major service.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > jkm7680
03/08/2016 at 21:24

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Oh, it’s Tectite Grey, great color. I had a W210 E55 in that color, quite rare, and lovely in the right light and angle:

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30K is wacky for an early W220. It’s a cool car, but a maintenance pig - just a matter of time before ABC fails, there can myraid electrical and HVAC hiccups, I know a shop owner who says he turns these things away. I think it’s a ~15K car - 15K to an obsessive enthusiast. It will be smooth as a jet, but like caring for a 6000 sq ft stone Victorian castle on a sliding hillside. You’d have to be brave and devoted.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > fintail
03/08/2016 at 21:25

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Fits that car much better!


Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > whoarder is tellurium
03/08/2016 at 22:57

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You don’t want this one. It has the horrifically unreliable M137 V12. If you were looking for a W220 S600 look for a MY 2003+


Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > jkm7680
03/08/2016 at 23:02

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Holy crack pipe Batman ! $30,000 for ANY W220 S600 is pushing it. Maybe a imaculatly serviced 2005 with very low miles and literally every option ticked, but for a pre facelift with the horrid M137 ? It’s not even a funny joke.


Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/08/2016 at 23:04

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No, my 2004 with the fancy leather package is worth 17. This is maybe 14 if only because of the super low miles.


Kinja'd!!! whoarder is tellurium > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
03/08/2016 at 23:43

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I just wanna throw long tube headers n’ exhaust on it and sound like a Zonda for roughly 1/16th of the cost of a Zonda.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > jkm7680
03/09/2016 at 01:48

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CP! Early 220, with the stupid M137 non-turbo engine. It’s maybe worth a third of what they’re asking, only because of mileage and cleanliness.


Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
03/09/2016 at 08:31

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It took me forever to find a S600 without those nasty wheels. They remind me of the new Maybach wheels.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
03/09/2016 at 08:39

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They wouldn’t look out of place on a Saab.

Not exactly something I should be saying for something on a S-Class Benz.


Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
03/09/2016 at 08:47

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Exactly. I think with the wrong wheel/color combo the W220 can be hideous.